The Cure for the common game. Throw off your chains! Too long have your role playing games been held in the bonds of substandard game masters, bound in needlessly complicated rules sets, and enslaved by players who will avoid doing anything unless it counts toward leveling up. It is time to take a stand. Learn from the masters the ancient secrets of how to: Officially become an XDM and impress dates. Master the secrets of designing adventures that tell stories. Create magic illusions that can even make your players disappear. Use actual fire in your game safely. Hijack the game as a player, and how to deal with a player revolution as an XDM. And loads more!